Charitable Giving: Because You Can't Buy Happiness (But We'll Take Your Money)

Donate to our totally-not-a-scam charity and receive a free t-shirt that says "I'm a good person"!

Or, you know, just because.

Donation amounts:

• $10: "I'm a sucker for a good cause"
• $20: "I'm a real humanitarian"
• $100: "I'm a philanthropic rockstar"

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